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20 July 2009 41 Comments

image I know, I have to get off the Bing thing. But Microsoft keeps leaving itself wide open…

The New York Times reports that, unlike Google banning the word “googled” as a verb, Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer hopes people will “bing” a new restaurant to find its address or “bing” a new job applicant for telling events in his past.

Sooo, if a guy bings you today, tomorrow can he say…

"he banged you yesterday."  

41 Comments »

  • Dirty Diva said:

    Once again you’ve told the truth and made me laugh! I’ll take a job in the stupid product name department at Microsoft! I have plenty of ideas! Of course, they do have you talking, and you know what they say about publicity. I just don’t see me giving up the Google any time soon.

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    # 20 July 2009 at 9:56 pm
  • Sourav Sen said:

    Hey SEO Diva…
    Nice humorous post.The last statement made me laugh for a quite long time.

    Thanks

    # 20 July 2009 at 11:28 pm
  • Eee PC Drivers said:

    Hahahahahahahha! I have nothing more to say!

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    # 21 July 2009 at 2:19 am
  • Seo Diva (author) said:

    Yep, and I thought about all this free publicity I’m giving them. I don’t think it will help them much,though!

    # 21 July 2009 at 7:38 am
  • Seo Diva (author) said:

    LOL good! We all need a laugh once in awhile.

    # 21 July 2009 at 7:39 am
  • Multi-socket mains adaptor said:

    lolz good joke and the best time about the joke is the picture it surely look link she got bang:D

    # 21 July 2009 at 8:38 am
  • Unique Gift Ideas said:

    That’s funny. I take it they are still having issues with porn showing up in the results. I can honestly say that I have yet to bing/bang anyone at bing.com.

    # 21 July 2009 at 2:11 pm
  • Seo Diva (author) said:

    LOL!

    # 21 July 2009 at 8:31 pm
  • Acnepril said:

    LMAO .. Ms. Diva you crack me up ! I can’t say I have made the transition to Bing, but do like the bing/banged terms that follow.

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    # 22 July 2009 at 7:50 am
  • camera canon powershot said:

    wakakakak…is really funny…wakakakak..

    # 25 July 2009 at 3:17 am
  • Bill said:

    ROFL That’s too funny of a saying!

    # 27 July 2009 at 2:00 pm
  • Custom Web Design said:

    hahaha nice one! you got me! =))

    good thing i came across to your site ..

    # 27 July 2009 at 8:40 pm
  • Healthier Licorice said:

    Really funny post! Everything is funny and hilarious.

    # 28 July 2009 at 10:30 am
  • WAC said:

    Yeah – its interesting if Bing and Yahoo would join forces – there would truly be two 400-pound guerillas in the room

    # 28 July 2009 at 9:12 pm
  • East London Lettings said:

    Ha, very funny!.. great blog

    # 29 July 2009 at 4:20 am
  • rental flats london said:

    lol, cracking post

    # 29 July 2009 at 6:16 am
  • Dermify said:

    Looks like Bing won (kinda): http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/jul2009/tc20090728_826397.htm

    … It’s a Business Week article “Yahoo Gives In to Microsoft, Gives Up on Search”

    # 29 July 2009 at 7:32 am
  • make-up artist said:

    ha, this is funny.. cool blog too.

    # 30 July 2009 at 1:59 am
  • burlesque performer said:

    ha, funny stuff!

    # 31 July 2009 at 3:02 am
  • Trudy said:

    Girl you made my day…talk about splittin’ a gut… better phone Leno and ask for the royalties on that one!

    Thanks
    Yeah… Google thinks they can ban anyone from using there name as a verb… it is already a verb.
    Bing does have a great photo search engine … spent quite a bit of time there one day and was really impressed…

    YooooHooo… love it…. more cool things added to the candy jar everyday!

    Thanks for this one, Trudy :)

    # 31 July 2009 at 5:42 pm
  • Make Solar Panels said:

    yea bing is really banging people really hard… its banging people brains out whoever.. is trying for some result from.. bing…this is amazing

    # 31 July 2009 at 10:47 pm
  • Video Izle said:

    Hehe, is it girl or boy? in the photo?

    # 1 August 2009 at 10:52 am
  • wii games said:

    Nice humorous post.The last statement made me laugh for a quite long time.

    # 3 August 2009 at 3:08 am
  • cheap cars available at Autoweb said:

    Great post very funny indeed

    # 3 August 2009 at 4:36 am
  • Personal Checks said:

    That was funny. I do like Bing though. They have sent a lot of traffic to me.

    # 3 August 2009 at 7:32 am
  • sonumrana said:

    Nice humorous post.The last statement made me laugh for a quite long time.

    Thanks

    # 3 August 2009 at 11:26 pm
  • Trade Show Guru said:

    Kay, I love your sense of humor!
    I think I get “banged” by the search engines all the time…
    That said, I just read that the new Bing/Yahoo hybrid will control 30% of all searches. Looks like we better get used to Bing. ~ steve, the banged trade show guru
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    # 10 August 2009 at 5:07 pm
  • MMA gear guide said:

    haha that’s hilarious, i think that Microsoft is onto something very special!
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    # 10 August 2009 at 6:44 pm
  • adult site reviews said:

    “…unlike Google banning the word “googled” as a verb…”

    Why would Google ban the use of this word when this is a clear sign that it has become a household name?

    “Sooo, if a guy bings you today, tomorrow can he say…
    “he banged you yesterday.”

    Hilariously funny but I do hope this doesn’t get carried on to normal everyday conversations.

    # 11 August 2009 at 7:09 pm
  • Joelchrist said:

    Nice. but how can you able to write even technical matter with humor? Its really tremendous.

    # 11 August 2009 at 9:48 pm
  • software news said:

    Liked the punchline. By the way, what is bing’s edge over google? Or is there? Why all the hype?

    # 12 August 2009 at 8:33 am
  • Seo Diva (author) said:

    Not so sure it has an edge – time will tell. Now that they’re hooked up with Yahoo we’ll see what, if anything, happens.

    # 13 August 2009 at 7:14 am
  • Seo Diva (author) said:

    LOL. Yes, it will be interesting…Google will still be the big gorilla though.

    # 13 August 2009 at 7:20 am
  • Seo Diva (author) said:

    Yeah, I was really surprised by that.

    # 13 August 2009 at 7:29 am
  • Seo Diva (author) said:

    Microsoft amazes me with their goofy mistakes.

    # 13 August 2009 at 7:32 am
  • carforall.net said:

    Hey SEO Diva…
    Nice humorous post.The last statement made me laugh for a quite long time.

    Thanks

    # 14 August 2009 at 4:51 am
  • cougars mature said:

    “Sooo, if a guy bings you today, tomorrow can he say…

    “he banged you yesterday.” ”

    It’s nice to have some humor once in a while! I think I should have banged.. er binged someone yesterday!

    # 15 August 2009 at 4:08 am
  • Eastbourne Computers said:

    Love the punchline! haha.

    I really like your sence of humour.

    # 18 August 2009 at 9:19 am
  • Shirt said:

    Ok so Microsoft has done some dumb stuff but at least their trying. Think of all the other bad things they could have called it.

    # 20 August 2009 at 12:19 pm
  • personal statement law school said:

    “The New York Times reports that, unlike Google banning the word “googled” as a verb, Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer hopes people will “bing” a new restaurant to find its address or “bing” a new job applicant for telling events in his past.
    Sooo, if a guy bings you today, tomorrow can he say… “he banged you yesterday.”

    Funny, but you have a point there. Anyway, Google should be pleased that people used it as a verb and created a past tense of it.
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    # 24 August 2009 at 9:38 am
  • Seo Diva (author) said:

    I’ve never understood Google’s stance on that!

    # 25 August 2009 at 9:36 pm