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Bing Bang…

image I know, I have to get off the Bing thing. But Microsoft keeps leaving itself wide open…

The New York Times reports that, unlike Google banning the word “googled” as a verb, Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer hopes people will “bing” a new restaurant to find its address or “bing” a new job applicant for telling events in his past.

Sooo, if a guy bings you today, tomorrow can he say…

"he banged you yesterday."  



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41 to “Bing Bang…”


  1. Dirty Diva says:

    Once again you’ve told the truth and made me laugh! I’ll take a job in the stupid product name department at Microsoft! I have plenty of ideas! Of course, they do have you talking, and you know what they say about publicity. I just don’t see me giving up the Google any time soon.

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  2. Sourav Sen says:

    Hey SEO Diva…
    Nice humorous post.The last statement made me laugh for a quite long time.

    Thanks

  3. Hahahahahahahha! I have nothing more to say!

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  4. lolz good joke and the best time about the joke is the picture it surely look link she got bang:D

  5. That’s funny. I take it they are still having issues with porn showing up in the results. I can honestly say that I have yet to bing/bang anyone at bing.com.

  6. Acnepril says:

    LMAO .. Ms. Diva you crack me up ! I can’t say I have made the transition to Bing, but do like the bing/banged terms that follow.

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  7. wakakakak…is really funny…wakakakak..

  8. Bill says:

    ROFL That’s too funny of a saying!

  9. hahaha nice one! you got me! =))

    good thing i came across to your site ..

  10. Really funny post! Everything is funny and hilarious.

  11. WAC says:

    Yeah – its interesting if Bing and Yahoo would join forces – there would truly be two 400-pound guerillas in the room

  12. Ha, very funny!.. great blog

  13. Dermify says:

    Looks like Bing won (kinda): http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/jul2009/tc20090728_826397.htm

    … It’s a Business Week article “Yahoo Gives In to Microsoft, Gives Up on Search”

  14. ha, this is funny.. cool blog too.

  15. Trudy says:

    Girl you made my day…talk about splittin’ a gut… better phone Leno and ask for the royalties on that one!

    Thanks
    Yeah… Google thinks they can ban anyone from using there name as a verb… it is already a verb.
    Bing does have a great photo search engine … spent quite a bit of time there one day and was really impressed…

    YooooHooo… love it…. more cool things added to the candy jar everyday!

    Thanks for this one, Trudy :)

  16. yea bing is really banging people really hard… its banging people brains out whoever.. is trying for some result from.. bing…this is amazing

  17. Video Izle says:

    Hehe, is it girl or boy? in the photo?

  18. wii games says:

    Nice humorous post.The last statement made me laugh for a quite long time.

  19. Great post very funny indeed

  20. That was funny. I do like Bing though. They have sent a lot of traffic to me.

  21. sonumrana says:

    Nice humorous post.The last statement made me laugh for a quite long time.

    Thanks

  22. Kay, I love your sense of humor!
    I think I get “banged” by the search engines all the time…
    That said, I just read that the new Bing/Yahoo hybrid will control 30% of all searches. Looks like we better get used to Bing. ~ steve, the banged trade show guru
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  23. haha that’s hilarious, i think that Microsoft is onto something very special!
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  24. “…unlike Google banning the word “googled” as a verb…”

    Why would Google ban the use of this word when this is a clear sign that it has become a household name?

    “Sooo, if a guy bings you today, tomorrow can he say…
    “he banged you yesterday.”

    Hilariously funny but I do hope this doesn’t get carried on to normal everyday conversations.

  25. Joelchrist says:

    Nice. but how can you able to write even technical matter with humor? Its really tremendous.

  26. Liked the punchline. By the way, what is bing’s edge over google? Or is there? Why all the hype?

    • Seo Diva says:

      Not so sure it has an edge – time will tell. Now that they’re hooked up with Yahoo we’ll see what, if anything, happens.

  27. Hey SEO Diva…
    Nice humorous post.The last statement made me laugh for a quite long time.

    Thanks

  28. “Sooo, if a guy bings you today, tomorrow can he say…

    “he banged you yesterday.” ”

    It’s nice to have some humor once in a while! I think I should have banged.. er binged someone yesterday!

  29. Love the punchline! haha.

    I really like your sence of humour.

  30. Shirt says:

    Ok so Microsoft has done some dumb stuff but at least their trying. Think of all the other bad things they could have called it.

  31. “The New York Times reports that, unlike Google banning the word “googled” as a verb, Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer hopes people will “bing” a new restaurant to find its address or “bing” a new job applicant for telling events in his past.
    Sooo, if a guy bings you today, tomorrow can he say… “he banged you yesterday.”

    Funny, but you have a point there. Anyway, Google should be pleased that people used it as a verb and created a past tense of it.
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